Sunday, June 30, 2013

Why Can't I Stop Laughing?

Run, cry, scream, panic, shit your pants, lock your doors, call Oprah, invest in a chastity belt, hide yo kids hide yo wife, leave the country - all these and many more extremely negative reactions seem to apply here. Guess no one wants a bald headed, AARP emo bottom bitch these days.



And now there's this to add to the shits and giggles. Liars and hookers go to Hell, Bish! At least that's what Scott taught me through the power of Seventology. This does not apply to those under the age of 25, of course. They go to Heaven and become one of Scott's Angels and give him a foot job.



Too Dumb for Cam4, Too Ugly for MFC

Luna, that feral parasite of a beastwoman, must be looking to branch out her begging business, as she's now broadcasting on The Big VL, complete with link to her Paypal for any naive nincompoop's to donate to their favorite leech. Could also be that the well has run dry on JTV, as most over there are now wise to her groveling ways, and she threatened to stop broadcasting unless people sent her money one too many times and everyone finally called her bluff after all these years. Or she's just bombed off her ass and doesn't quite know where exactly she is right now. In other words, par for the course.



Here's what I mean by her threatening to quit casting if people don't give her money.



Watch live video from THE LUNA STARR SHOW on Justin.tv


JPCmich vs. The World, Redux

After the Great Unbanning Event of Battlecam yesterday, a few familiar faces have returned to BC. Tmarie was seen in chat on Main earlier today in search of bouncing her balls off the faces of the new Cali-tards, and JPCmich reluctantly returned to the Zolar show this evening to...well...what would be the proper terminology here? Air out some grievances with the BC establishment? Tear a new asshole into the hairless buffet queen of BC? Take a giant shit on some international polarizing figures in power on the site? Why not check out the clip below and see for yourself what went down. Just please ignore Zoltard's 2005 John Cena thuganomics look. It's far too embarrassing to even further comment on.



Saturday, June 29, 2013

Clam Chowder and Infinite Bans

Just another kooky and crazy adventure in the cracked out life of Crackyboo. But don't get too excited there, ODP, Scott, Owlki, et al Bish stalkers - she's not the one spreading her legs and letting her inner sanctum air out. It's simply another one of her random, exotic street walker friends; Sunny, LaQueefa, Katrina, Morticia, and so on. Angie is another good name. Sounds about righttt. Take your pick, they all perform the same service. Now, a snippet from last night/early this morning:



Credit DFW for the pics.


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**EVENING UPDATE** - the traveling cunnilingus and sedative circus has moved to My Free Cams after Bish got banned from Tinychat for 48 hours.



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UPDATE #2 - Bish completes the sacred trifecta of banning's previously accomplished only by SmokeThis, as she adds MFC to her resume of getting banned off Tinychat and JTV. If the Vaughnlive ban ends up becoming permanent, she truly reaches hereunto new territory: The Grand Slam of Bans!



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EDIT - Word via Scrubby is that Bish is in fact banned for good off VL, to the endless tears of Tina Weezer, so there you go. Expect Tina to fake yet another death or terminal illness in an effort to rally support to get Bish back on her adopted son/Skype kanoodler's site.



And Now Your Moment of Zen

Turn that frown upside down, Anne, with some teeny weeny Canadian breakfast sausage.



Friday, June 28, 2013

Clemency Day?

Amnesty! The Sticky Notes have been cleared in both Jail and Davelive's channels on Battlecam. Is this a Mark Vaughn certified "it's an error, yo!", an act of mercy, or the realization over the past few weeks that the new users from Cali aren't really sticking around the site, while simultaneously driving off the long time broadcasters and chatters due to the gang content and sketchy rules? Guess we'll find out for sure the next time Troll2 tries to sign in over there or Ryderbak discovers new and exciting ways to penetrate his anus on cam with any household objects lying around.

Or maybe with the amount of people currently serving out multi-year long bans on the site who weren't even listed on the Sticky Notes, perhaps the list just became obsolete and no longer necessary.



Thursday, June 27, 2013

APB on ODP



Psst - it's obviously a joke, knuckleheads. ODP lives in NY, story is out of Illinois. Although I don't think we've ever seen ODP wearing short sleeves. Hmmm...


Equal Opportunity Penor

With the amount of tits and ass posted on this blog, I suppose it's only fair that the ladies, Dylanlive, Fballboy, and Scott also get something to tickle their fancy in turn as well. I just wish one of the female authors here would have posted this so I didn't have to go and set off the Gaydar on my laptop. Ladies and bi-curious gentlemen, without further adieu, I present to you...Moonboots: Unwrapped and Uncooked.



Kioken Held Hostage: Day 28

Things get kinky, and the peanut gallery weighs in on the rumored impending nuptials between Franklin Taylor and his houseboy, Dennis Kioken, now that DOMA has been stuck down by the Supreme Court.



Pay The Foo'

Yo Mr. Alki David sir ah needs muh motha fuckin mo'ne and shit. Yo dis here Low Class, po' boy needs ta git paid ya feel me? an don't make me pull mah gat!

On a non-quasi racist note, pay the man already, Alki. Enough of this jerking people around for months before they receive the money they earned as advertised on FilmOn/Battlecam. Set up a more professional payment system, or maybe replace whoever is in charge of paying out the earnings. That's if there is anyone actually in charge of it, or if it's still the typical shoddy, rinky-dink business structure that has been BC's MO for the past 3 years. Think I probably answered my own question there.

As much as we all complain about this type of bs, the truth of the matter is that there will always be newbs to the site who don't realize that "earn money for casting" advertisement comes with a big ol' asterisk, especially now with BC being on TV. Kind of feeds the site, and Alki, an endless machinery line of shitheads who are willing to annihilate and embarrass themselves on cam for money they have a 50/50 shot at best of ever seeing.

I, however, am thankful for such an infinite clusterfuck of stupidity, because when Bish finally OD's on Clorox, Vikki's body gives out and dissolves into a toxic puddle of warm spit, and Scott finally ascends to a heavenly plane above our meager existence, it still gives me something stupid to write about. Yay for idiocy.



Public relations... Vaughnlive style

After Bish's previous night. The Vaughns head to facebook to handle the bish nation fallout over her 48 hour ban and their handling of her cast.









Should this of been handled between site owners and caster in private?

 UPDATE.  SHE'S BANNED!


Wednesday, June 26, 2013

Chronic Coochie

Just in time for dinnertime, here are a few pics of the ex prostitute, Cronic/FudgeLover - I think her name is Cronic anyway. So difficult to keep track of all these new Battlecam imports from the IE, as they all seem to blur together - spreading her legs for the enjoyment of a gentleman who is quite interested in flirting with venereal death if he truly wants to stick his tongue into the pore of a chick who was a hooker for over a decade. You can almost see the discolored Cheez-Whiz oozing out of her. Tasty!



Documentary/reality show about prostitution that she was featured in:



Tuesday, June 25, 2013

Bish's Boobies Banned

Bish and her glorious funbags just got shut down over on the Big VL by the Scruffster, (who at the same time was also threatening to out who certain guests were. Of course when I told her to shit or get off the pot and out me, she buckled.) What becomes of the delicate and fragile Kayla now that she's been disrespected in such an aggrieved way? Who really cares, probably back to selling her ass with Sunny through Old Man Otis Jerome the Pimp to kill some spare time and grab some money to buy booze and cigs until Scruffy caves in and let's Bish back on cam. Which should be imminent since Bish is by far the largest draw on that site, for better or worse.

**UPDATE** - Aaaannnd not 10 minutes later she's back already.

**UPDATE #2** - and banned again. Off to Tinychat she goes.




Pics courtesy DFW, Lurkers, and others.


Scotty the Body Bondage

Okay, late last night Frogtech discovered a profile from back in 2005, this one to be exact, on a bi-sexual bondage website. Now I'm sure there's plenty of 50+ year old men in Dayton with the name Scott who like the number seven, so this alone isn't really all that compelling, even with the typical Scott77 space-before-comma writing. So I wasn't even going to post about this...until Frogtech dug a little deeper and came up with some pretty wild stuff. I can't link the actual Google Gay Bondage Group post, since it has his real last name on there, but I'm sure if you hit up Frogtech on Facebook or elsewhere he'll pass along the link. I will post a screencap of the ad with the last name blacked out and, well, you can judge for yourself what the heck is going on here. It's another post from 2005, a good 5 years before Battlecam existed, 2 years before JTV even existed, so unless it's someone trolling him from the Oprah message board or Yahoo chat, or this is one extremely well put together troll by a Battlecammer, there's a pretty good chance this is our Scotty, and that he's lying to someone about his age by a few years, along with his sexual preferences and kinks.

BTW, the email used for that Google/Yahoo bondage group? "nightrider00790@yahoo.com". And as you've all probably realized by now, his Youtube account is "scott00790". Pretty interesting coincidence on those numbers. That nightrider email is also connected to his Yahoo questions account, which has such fun philosophical answers like this.



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Oprah's Question - Is Scott a Pedophile?

I'll just leave this small dose of insanity here for everyone to enjoy and laugh at. Lambs, Gods, rubbing the skin right off your forehead, and "THE SECRET" are discussed...well, discussed as much as they can be without giving away too much. You'll have to wait for Scott's book to bathe in the holy light of the Secret of The Bible that only Scott has cracked. Better than cracking his one nut while beating off to Ninja Turtle/teeny bop porn I suppose. What any of this has to do with Oprah is anyone's guess.



I don't even know what to say about this -



Here's another one. According to her Model Mayhem account, the girl he comments about is only 19 now. The comment is from 2010, the video from 2008. You do the math.

You can view more creepy Scott comments on his Youtube account by clicking here.



Monday, June 24, 2013

It's That Time of the Month Again...

...where Ohai and Melissa break up because of jealousy and immense Costco bills, and the mammoth hooters-that-walk gets kicked out of their home. Hey, at least Bish now has a roommate down at the local Church of Seventology troubled young woman's shelter. Expect Jon and Melissa to be back together again and having threesomes with the random strays they pick up along their city's pharmaceutical alley within a day or two. It's kind of how these two express their unyielding love for one another.




Rubber Risa

About time I got a chance to post pics of a half-way decent looking chick who isn't cracked out or suffering from cankleitis. Here's Risa rocking the latex, for all your gooey, gimpy PVC fetish needs.



Credit Risa herself and Herb Derpman for the soft, stretchable pics.