Friday, September 19, 2014

Bish's brit beau brought forth

This post is for those of you that remember Bish's torrid online love affair from fall 2012 thru summer 2013 with a young taxi driving jihadi named Deenbb. The star crossed lovers were separated only by an Atlantic Ocean. She would rage when he promised to visit the US tourist capital of Ohio, only to be detained by his not ever actually planning to visit.

And we at the Woodshed had so many guesses over the years as to the identity of this mysterious section 8 seducer from somewhere over the sea, but Deenbb just taunted at our misses. Was he a 50 year old Arab man, or was he a 60 year old Arab man? Based on his Shoutbox icon:


Many of us assumed he looked like this:



But alas, the reality is anticlimactic:


Watch the archive.

Wednesday, September 10, 2014

Scruffys gonna Scruff

MissScruffy went on Facebook today to fight with the owners of Streamup. Kyle from Streamup called out Vaughnlive for being a poor excuse for a website with a bunch of weirdos and Scruffy went on the attack.


http://prntscr.com/4llp6c If you cant read it.

Brilliant

Sheer. Fucking. Brilliance.

Yeah, I'm just posting the subhuman ramblings of a yellow toothed mongoloid to move that Rev post down the page. Don't mind me. What a cluster this blog has become. Why not join the mayhem by emailing me at jtvwoodshed@yahoo.com and become an author yourself?


Tuesday, September 9, 2014

Rev

A couple of salacious rumors appeared in the box tonight about Rev

All bullshit.

In fact:

He's possibly the coolest caster that has ever been around here. I (me, myself, the inner me, the me that you know, the guy behind the guy) wouldn't even be here entertaining your lonely hearts with lyric and song if it wasn't for Rev. 

Anyhow, you might find this interesting. To hear someone who has far removed himself from the circus give his opinions on Alki, Keemstar, and the world of Troll.

[video]




from the low of bi-polar,

S<N3


Monday, September 8, 2014

WHAT THE HELL WAS CHRIS BAMA THINKING!



On Battlecam main tonight Solar, Jennan's friend challenged Chris to stick his penis in a plugged in toaster and would give him $300 but instead he cut up his face with a razor saying later he did it for Battlecam, not wanting any money. Now, most are demanding Chris get paid for something he didn't do or Solar would possibly get doxxed etc. by trolls. Should Chris get paid? even if he was encouraged according to some? not doing the challenge as requested.

Later, Solar takes it upon himself to stick his own penis in a toaster, archive 4523987


Sunday, September 7, 2014

The State of Social Media

THIS BLOG IS FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY. 

CERTAIN THINGS WRITTEN HERE SHOULD NOT BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY, UNLESS OF COURSE YOU'RE EITHER INSANE OR A BLOODY IDIOT. 

I AM DESCRIBING THINGS AS I SEE THEM. 

SOMETIMES I USE HUMOR AND ABSURDITY, NOT EVERYTHING IN HERE IS REAL. 

I'M NOT SOME BUTTHURT CASTER WHO IS TRASHING THE SITE OR OTHER CASTERS IN ORDER TO FEEL BETTER OR GET REVENGE. 

I AM ONLY DRAWING PARALLELS BETWEEN WHAT GOES ON WHILE CERTAIN PEOPLE CHAT IN THE CHAT BOX AND WHAT GOES ON IN REAL LIFE WITH SADISTIC CRIMINALS AND OTHER SOCIETY MISFITS. 

NOT EVERYONE IN CHAT QUALIFIES. THANK GOD!



THERE ARE A LOT OF VERY INTERESTING CHATTERS WHO MAKE THE CHATBOX FUN AND THERE ARE TIMES WHEN ONE CAN EVEN HAVE A SEMI-NORMAL CONVERSATION IN THERE. 

I PERSONALLY THINK THAT UNLESS YOU'RE VOTING, CHATTING AND CAMMING UP, YOU'RE NOT GETTING THE FULL SOCIAL MEDIA EXPERIENCE. 




IT MIGHT BE A LOT MORE FUN IF YOU ACTIVELY PARTICIPATE AND CONTRIBUTE TO THE SITE BY BEING ON CAM. 

ESPECIALLY NOW WHEN PEOPLE ARE GETTING PAID TO CAST! 

I LOVE SOCIAL MEDIA AND THAT IS ONE OF THE MAIN REASONS WHY I STARTED WRITING FOR THIS BLOG.



THE WHOLE CONSPIRACY THING DIED OUT WHEN I FIGURED OUT ONE VERY CRUCIAL DETAIL THAT I HAD BEEN WONDERING ABOUT FOR A LONG TIME. 

SO NOW IT'S BASICALLY ALL ABOUT HOW I SEE SOCIAL MEDIA AND NOTHING MORE.


pissed off and kicking cats,

S<N3


P.S. Everything above the line, "pissed off and kicking cats" was borrowed from this blog.




Thursday, September 4, 2014

LINKMAN!!! #13

LINKMAN!!!
the 
#13 
post 
jinx 
has been 
recognized 
and thus...
has been 
unjinxed.

LINKMAN!!! is HERE. 

do not fear...

video

Be patient, then, brothers and sisters, until the Lord's coming. 
See how the farmer waits for the land to yield its valuable crop, 
patiently waiting for the autumn and spring rains.
                                                                          -James 5:7

If the Lord doesn't save you, 
LINKMAN!!! will. 

unjinxed,

S<N3







Tuesday, September 2, 2014

It's that time folks





<------  Wow! What a fantasy!

We've seen her say this a few times.  Must be something to it...


                  <-----      Traditional French Canadian greeting





<--- Homo-erotic raves




<--- 100 dollars in tokens for the bullcam, I presume.






<--- Silly! Make up your mind





<--- So fucking HOT
     <--- STD's abound.




Where do you start with that guy.    ^^^








...to be continued