Now if jealousy over Goosie's new sexually ambiguous relationship with Waylon doesn't get Qayin to leap back into her arms, I don't know what will. Short of Goose dressing up as Harry Styles of One Direction and flicking her tongue Qayin's way, that is.
Okay, so in the grand scheme of things this was about as lame as the 2,500th repetitive pizza challenge performed to Enrique Iglesias songs, but some people seem to dig this Niclrc chick and her girl next store looks. Of course that means it's time to showcase her and her sidekick, Coffeetime Kuato, on the blog so all you deviants can fap to her lispy beauty and Haskel can embrace his clothespin fetish while keeping vigil and protecting her from the wild sperm of a thousand international feet pervs. That may or may not include himself, which would present quite the conundrum for the yeti.
Anyway, Toxic and Harry Balzac decided to exchange opinions this afternoon on issues such as those stated above, and gave a sort of unofficial "State of Battlecam" address in the process. Now I could bore you with details and sum everything that was said up as quick as possible, but why not bore yourselves instead and watch the hours and hours of dialogue starting with the clip linked below? I will say this though - Harry clowned on Toxic pretty good, but Toxic made a lot of good points regarding the whole apparent collapse of the BC community, so call this one a draw.
I really can't be arsed to record and upload a few hours of this fuckfest, but you can click this link if you would enjoy watching grown men in a metaphoric dick measuring contest debate foreign politics, algebra, and how much rodent cum Cavacho has guzzled over the course of his lifetime. Now really, who wouldn't be entertained by that?
C'mon Alki. You really going to let this guy outdo your site?
"Are you fascinated by chocolate and want to try a taste?"
"I would like to ride your cock while I read you a book."
Maybe it's because Anna Williams is the victim of social camming's Al Qaeda cabal this go around, but I'm still pissing myself laughing over this. Can you guys do me a favor and leave poor, befuddled Anna alone already? I can't afford to keep spending money on bags and bags of plus-sized crotch area depends every time she gets trolled. Think of my wallet and my poor neighbors downstairs with the leaky ceiling if nothing else.
The number on the ad isn't Anna's, BTW. A quick Google search leads it to a Backpages ad belonging to a voluptuous ebony escort. I also might have called and had a nice 25 minute conversation with the lovely Shaniqua on the phone to further verify this info, exchanging pleasantries, home phone numbers, and blood types along the way as well. DON'T JUDGE ME, OKAY?!?
That's more of an observation about the current state of Battlecam than Gary and Straws, BTW. BC could only benefit from the full time return of those two wild bastards.
Another quality FilmOn production is now in the books. So what awaits us next from Bollywood, California? Maybe Alki can finance Honest Frank's chemical castration and lobotomy so he can make a run for the White House in 2016. At least that's a worthwhile cause we can all get behind.